I can’t remember which famous statesman said what forms today’s headline. Was it Larry the Cucumber or Bob The Tomato?
I said yesterday that I’d skip the story of changing the headlight on our car. It’s very self-depreciating. And actually, my wife did most of the work. The last time we did a headlight we both ended up cut and bleeding. We really should leave these things to the experts, but as Orison said in the original 22 Words blog, “That costs dollars. I don’t have any dollars.”
There was a video online explaining how to change the headlight on a car of the same make and model. I clicked on it only to discover it was over 32 minutes long. Definitely not encouraging.
Other challenges that defeat me include changing the fluorescent light bulbs in the ceiling of the place where I work, and adjusting the shelving in the same location.
“God, why did you make me so stupid?”
I’ve actually prayed that.
More than once.
I tell everyone I have “mechanical derisons;” even though it’s not the correct usage for ‘derision.’ Maybe I have grammatical and syntactical derisons as well. I have a flight-response that makes me want to run from the battle.
Actually, I’m not stupid. I skipped a grade in elementary school; a history I share with my wife. They don’t let anyone do that. I was accepted into the Julliard School of Dentistry. (Okay, not the last one, but I do have a BA from a prestigious university, which, as the Apostle Paul would say, “I count as rubbish.”)
I’m just not good at everything.
Surprise! Who is?
Here’s Romans 12:6:
NIV: We have different gifts, according to the grace given to each of us
Weymouth: We have different gifts because God has blessed us in different ways
NLT: In his grace, God has given us different gifts for doing certain things well.
MSG (5b): …let’s just go ahead and be what we were made to be, without enviously or pridefully comparing ourselves with each other, or trying to be something we aren’t.
AMP: Having gifts (faculties, talents, qualities) that differ according to the grace given us, let us use them.
…You know what? Everybody has something that humbles them. Everyone has something about which they are hypersensitive. Everybody experiences what it’s like to covet someone else’s gifts and abilities.
Maybe you can’t cook anything beyond making toast.
Maybe you can’t do your own tax returns.
Maybe you can’t land a basket when shooting hoops to save your life.
Maybe you’re short.
Maybe you’re short on cash all the time.
Maybe you are tone deaf and church services serve as a constant reminder.
Maybe you suck at open heart surgery.
The point is we all have things that remind us that we are meant to live in community.
But I’ll bet you have a gift or talent that God can use to serve someone this weekend.
So do that thing.