Thinking Out Loud

February 20, 2019

Wednesday Connect

So as you read yesterday, we got back Monday night from Cuba. I was working on this list at 5:00 PM and my computer wanted to run a Windows update. I told it no, which usually means it tries the next day. Instead of that, it started running it at 7:00 PM. I had more than dozen things open and lost quite a few. You’re told that having the latest version includes security features to protect you, but I am convinced that a majority of the updates we are constantly forced to endure are adding functionality which is entirely motivated by commercial purposes. So if you have issues with the size of today’s list, take it up with Microsoft.

This week’s opening graphic is from a site I’ve visited a few times for Christianity 201, titled Broken Believers.

♦ “A team of 26 Christians from Alberta had been working for the aid group Haiti Arise when they became stranded by the protests at a compound in Grand Goâve, about 31 miles from the capital of Port-au-Prince.” The Canadian missionaries have been safely evacuated from the country.

♦ A Chicago Tribune summary of the weekend services at Harvest Bible Chapel reveals that, especially at the Saturday night service, some people got up and walked out during a video sermon by Pastor Rick Donald. (Personally, I hope their next church has a real live pastor from week to week.)

♦ Exactly how controlling was Harvest Bible Chapel?

A year or so before leaving Harvest I had written a blog post about holiness in which I had referenced the growing fad of tattoos in our culture. I hadn’t realized that James had gotten a tattoo that week. My blog had indirectly undermined James. As a result, I was asked to meet with the elders, pull the blog piece and write a new one that James would first approve. James ended up sending me a copy of the new approved blog post, and out of fear, I complied. I didn’t want to be rebellious against authority. I also managed to write an apology to James for the pain I had caused him. I regret staying at Harvest after that meeting with the elders. I should have left that week…

A former Women’s Ministry Director at the original campus speaks out.

♦ The phone call begins, Hello. This is St. Mary’s Prayer Center Ministry calling today to see if you need urgent prayer. If you would like to have someone from our center pray for you, please press 1…” But several minutes in, if you’re still connected comes the sales pitch. “A call center operator who said she was from the Philippines asked how much I’d like to donate. I gave $1.47. My idea was to see the organization’s name show up on my bank statement to get more information, but that plan failed. It showed up as a PayPal transaction. But I didn’t have to look to hard to find out who made the call. It came from Manasseh Jordan Ministries, an organization based in New York and run by a man who calls himself Prophet Manasseh Jordan.

♦ Well, duh? “The United States has announced that it will not be pressing charges against the remote Indian tribespeople who brutally murdered American missionary John Allen Chau.” A roundup of these more-or-less unapproachable people would have been interesting to watch. And what if inbred North Sentinel Islanders all look the same? (Okay, that last sentence wasn’t helpful, but this is a really dumb announcement.)

♦ E. T. phone home! That is where E. T. stands for Elder Theo. “The reaction to last week’s announcement that Mormon missionaries will now be able to call home once a week—instead of twice a year, as was the former policy—has been mostly positive.” But some think it’s a bad move; that today’s missionaries are “Clinging to their helicopter parents.” (And weren’t we supposed to stop using the word ‘Mormon?’)

♦ After two weeks in Uganda, J. Lee Grady repents of his spoiled-rotten American attitude.

I encourage you to examine your attitude. We Americans are so blessed, yet many of us have no clue how the rest of the world lives. We complain when the Wi-Fi signal goes out, or when our Amazon order doesn’t arrive in two days, or when we don’t have enough legroom on our flight to our Orlando vacation. And then we post our childish complaints on social media so we can infect everyone with our toxic self-centeredness.

♦ His name wasn’t Jesus, it was Apollonius. So says a low-budget film, much to the general annoyance of theologians.

UPDATE to a previous story here:  A conservative group called CitizenGo has managed to cancel the second coming. Actually it’s a about a comic book: “The Second Coming series, from DC imprint Vertigo, was due to launch on 6 March. Written by Mark Russell and illustrated by Richard Pace, its story followed Jesus’s return to Earth. “Shocked to discover what has become of his gospel,” he teams up with a superhero, Sun-Man, who is more widely worshipped than him.” The group got 200,000 signatures, even though their usual thing is anti-abortion and anti-LGBT campaigns.

♦ A new book claims that a majority of Vatican priests are gay

♦ …meanwhile, a New York Times article tries to identify the source of the issue: “Today, training for the priesthood in the United States usually starts in or after college. But until about 1980, the church often recruited boys to start in ninth grade — teenagers still in the throes of puberty. For many of today’s priests and bishops over 50, this environment limited healthy sexual development. Priests cannot marry, so sexuality from the start was about abstinence, and obedience.“…

♦ …which brings us to your new Catholic word-of-the-week: “Laicized.” Try to guess before you click.

♦ …and in a not-directly-related-but-also-Catholic article, what do you do when your doctrine doesn’t permit divorce? Well of course: Annulment.

The problem is that Rome is trying to justify people by making the Law easier. That’s why they have the annulment. Sinners can’t go to heaven, and they certainly can’t take communion. So what is a sinner to do? What’s a divorced person’s hope for righteousness? In order to justify people, Rome needs to move the laws around, invent excuses, pull some bureaucratic levers. Poof! It never really happened.

Grammy Award winners for 2019 in three major Christian categories.

 — I’m afraid that’s all the time I had this week. I’d really love to stay and sing a song, but the sign on the clubhouse wall says it’s time to go.


How we’re viewed: Granted, this comes from a militant (or if you prefer, ‘bold’) atheist group, but the views contained are not exclusive to them.

 

 

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