Proof That Your Local Mainline Church Isn’t Dying

Introducing:

Thinking Out Loud’s
Positive Research Service
For Mainline Churches

Tired of being told your denomination is declining?
Depressed by statistics the spell the end of your local congregation?

Our Positive Research division selects only the few churches in your denomination that are seeing growth, and then we use them as our entire sample size.  While other researchers will tell you that the sky is falling, our theme is optimism and each page of our report has a smiley face in the bottom right corner. Don’t delay, call or write today for a research report that sounds just like what you want to hear.

Call 1-800-555-123 or send check or money order to Box 130467

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