First, someone who subscribes to some faith-focused view of things decided that this was an appropriate response to atheism:
But then, as often happens in these situations, someone subscribing to atheism decided to fire back across the bow with this:
At this, the majority of Christ-following blog readers here are expected to be offended. However, for some reason, I’m not. I rather like the rather quaint way of putting the story because it highlights that this is indeed a story of “foolish things that confound the wise.”
Cosmic? Yes, in the sense of ‘out of this world.’ In fact, I would think it very important to begin the story with the premise that the intersection of God and mankind is very much the intersection of different dimensions.
Jewish? Yes. Christianity is birthed out of and is very much the fulfillment of the promise given to Abraham, even the promise given to Adam.
Zombie? Well, that’s a little extreme, but it fits. Personally, I always viewed Zombie-ism as a kinda a lifestyle thing, so for me it could describe both Jesus and John the Baptist in their respective wilderness days.
Live forever? Indeed! Eternal life starts now.
Eat his flesh? No self-respecting Christian I know has ever denied that this is a “Top 5” entry in the category, “Hard Sayings of the Gospel.” But non-Catholics would say the language is figurative inasmuch as we partake of his sufferings on the cross; Catholics would claim a more literal experience of actually eating his flesh.
Telepathically tell him you accept him? I’d say the person who wrote this has a better understanding of the gospel than the average church-attender, because at least he/she grasps that the centrality of crossing the line of faith has more to do with an act of believing faith than it does with trying to earn acceptance on the basis of helping little old ladies across the street. Apologies to elderly females reading this.
…As your master? Again, bullseye! There are references in the New Testament to Jesus as Savior, but they outnumbered by references to Jesus as Lord by a ratio of 215:1. Besides, if you’ve bought in to this point — if you’ve gotten past flesh-eating and zombies and telepathy — you probably feel you’re on to something that you’re going to dedicate yourself to, right? In for a penny, in for a pound.
So he can remove an evil force? Sorta. The Apostle Paul acknowledged the ongoing presence of sin and temptation in the life of the Christ-follower. I’d refine that one to read, “So he can give you the power to conquer an evil force” on the basis of the conviction that he already conquered it.
A rib woman was convinced by a talking snake…? God created beings with totally free will including the ability to both reject his authority and to reject his love and desire for community with mankind. But that had to both be tested out, and also be demonstrated for the man and woman to see for themselves. There might be dozens of ways to do this, but if you’re looking for a good story, you really can’t make this stuff up. In the first chapter of The Jesus I Never Knew, Philip Yancey quotes Walter Wink as saying, “If Jesus had never lived, we never would have been able to invent him.” That’s how I feel about this.
Makes perfect sense? Depends to whom you’re speaking. “The god of this age has blinded the minds of unbelievers, so that they cannot see the light of the gospel of the glory of Christ, who is the image of God.” II Cor. 4:4 (NIV) On the other hand, “But to all who believed him and accepted him, he gave the right to become children of God. ” John 1:12 (NLT)
Thanks for reading today. If you’ll excuse me now, I’ve got to spend some time in telepathic communication, and then me and the rib-woman are gonna have some breakfast.