Thinking Out Loud

January 28, 2009

On Today’s Lunch Menu: Roast Preacher

Filed under: Christianity, Church, Religion — Tags: , , , , — paulthinkingoutloud @ 7:17 pm

roast-preacherOne of our pastor experiences was really strange.   One never knew truly what the guy was thinking, which means the drive home from the morning service was always filled with differing opinions as we tried to dissect the various points.    One time, he placed a coffee maker on the podium suggesting, “God is the water;” and concluding with, “We are the beans.”   This got us singing the chorus from  “We Are The World” all the way home, substituting “beans” for “world.”

On the other hand, we attended another church where the pastor clearly had a double portion of the gift of preaching.    Never once did we discuss anything he said in the car heading home.   He said it all.    Perfectly.   With nothing to add.

In hindsight, I’m not sure which is to be preferred.   I actually like discussing the sermon in the car on the way home, especially when there is a point of doctrine that was controversial, or the use of an analogy — such as the coffee maker one — that is a bit rough around the edges.   I  often think what I might have done with the same passage, or how a particular point might have made more clearly.    I am not ashamed of this at all, in fact I wish I had kept a journal or notebook solely for the purpose of recording when particular sermons might have served as a springboard to another idea based on the same text.

On the other hand though, on many of those drives home, there were a couple of sets of little ears in the back seat.    Little ears don’t understand the difference between a critique and a criticism.   The difference between unhelpful criticism and constructive criticism.   The difference between not liking what someone said versus not liking them as a person.   So one has to be careful.

The problem arises when adults are equally lacking in understanding the distinction.   If you are a pastor, know that I can violently disagree with something you said, but it doesn’t mean I don’t like you and it doesn’t mean I won’t love everything you say the following week.   Unfortunately, people tend to take things far too personally.   (It was once said of me, in reference to a particular pastor, “He can’t stand that guy.”   ‘Twasn’t true at all.)

Furthermore, I know some pastors who would be thrilled to think that people were discussing their sermons in the car on the way home, or over dinner.   Better that than forgetting them the minute they leave the building.   Better heated engagement of the topic or text than apathy.

But maybe not so much in the actual church building, in earshot of others.   Jon Acuff makes that quite clear in yesterday’s Stuff Christians Like post.   In keeping with the spirit of “Roast Preacher,” I wouldn’t necessarily give this particular post a “10” or even an “8,” but the set up was positively brilliant:

Two weeks ago at church, on my way to pick up my kids after service, the guy behind me said, “It was entertaining I guess, but that didn’t feel like church at all.”

I immediately turned around and was about to hit him with my copy of the English Standard Version of the Bible, which I’ve been told leaves bruises that are 14% closer to the original intent of the Hebrew, but he threw up the gang sign for “First Time Visitor.” I backed off instantly. If there’s one group of people you can’t strike with a Bible at church, it is first time visitors. Pastors really frown on that.

So instead, I just glared at him with a look that said, “You enjoy that first time visitor status, because next week, it’s gone. Soon you’ll just be a second time visitor and there’s not a gift basket that comes with that.” Then I backed away slowly, keeping my eyes on him.

It didn’t happen exactly that way, but I did hear someone complaining and it made me sad. …

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